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    #31
    Moose is married to woman 'a' and has kids with her

    Moose been working with woman 'b' and secretly in love with her for the lat 6 years

    Moose is unhappy with 'a'

    Moose was told by 'a' that she doesn't love him

    Moose thinks 'b' is unhappy with her man

    Moose decide to tell 'b' he loves her

    Moose uses MSN on Friday to reveal his love to 'b'

    Moose got blanked by 'b' after MSN episode


    'b' know 'a'

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      #32
      what's "blanked"?
      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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        #33
        Originally posted by beaker View Post
        what's "blanked"?
        That bit isn't code. It's in the dictionary - not reacting.

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          #34
          ignored

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            #35
            I'm still catching up. Does b) fancy a)?
            Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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              #36
              Reminds me of the time a few years back I let a mate of mine's son play on my new PDA. He sent an email to his Mum saying he loved her and he was looking forward to seeing her soon. Of course, when she got it it looked like it had come from me and I never realised he'd sent it. She was quite frosty with me for about six months until the truth came out!

              Anyway, back to the subject. What a c0ck!
              Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                #37
                Moose been working with woman 'b' and secretly in love with her for the last 6 years
                Secretly in love with her for 6 years ? I assume all one-sided that is ?
                Eg, she doesn't suspect at all, and you've sat there for 6 years saying nothing, apart from a yearly Valentines that says....

                "Rose are Red,
                Violets are Blue
                I worked with you for 6 years,
                And want to shag you too ?

                ps...Guess who ?"

                ...could be where you have been going wrong.
                Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                C.S. Lewis

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                  Secretly in love with her for 6 years ? I assume all one-sided that is ?
                  Eg, she doesn't suspect at all, and you've sat there for 6 years saying nothing, apart from a yearly Valentines that says....

                  "Rose are Red,
                  Violets are Blue
                  I worked with you for 6 years,
                  And want to shag you too ?

                  ps...Guess who ?"

                  ...could be where you have been going wrong.
                  That's crazy talk. Last year it was:

                  "Rose are Red,
                  Violets are Blue
                  I worked with you for 5 years,
                  And want to shag you too ?

                  ps...Guess who ?"
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
                    Moose is married to woman 'a' and has kids with her

                    Moose been working with woman 'b' and secretly in love with her for the lat 6 years

                    Moose is unhappy with 'a'

                    Moose was told by 'a' that she doesn't love him

                    Moose thinks 'b' is unhappy with her man

                    Moose decide to tell 'b' he loves her

                    Moose uses MSN on Friday to reveal his love to 'b'

                    Moose got blanked by 'b' after MSN episode


                    'b' know 'a'
                    This almost sounds like a set of requirements for a program. That or i'm having flash back to maths lessons at school

                    If Moose - A = Moose + B
                    If (Moose - B)(Moose - A) = Moose

                    What is the value of Moose
                    Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View Post
                      This almost sounds like a set of requirements for a program. That or i'm having flash back to maths lessons at school

                      If Moose - A = Moose + B
                      If (Moose - B)(Moose - A) = Moose

                      What is the value of Moose
                      a = 0
                      b = 0
                      Moose = Moose/2 for moose = moose to lonliness


                      when a takes him to the cleaners

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