The blanking has started...

[Ruprect]

What you need to do is introduce some other letters to add a bit of confusion. Kind of like the wildebeast do in the jungle..lots of them so only the weakest get killed.

Add a c or r or q etc, then b and a might not notice each other.....

I didn't know Wildebeest could read and write. Well, you learn something every day

[daviejones]

your is no good either.

I need a spil chucker...

[SallyAnne]

They know each other?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please tell me they know each other through you?

Please dont tel me that they are actually friends?!!!!!

[Bagpuss]

or related

[chasingtheaurora]

You're dead. Sorry mate, nice knowing you. But you're absolutely, completely, totally ****ed.

Unless you can convince (b) that your feelings for her were meant as a flippant, throwaway comment (which would be being untrue to yourself).

[DS23]

thats when a may get suspicious. and if b) wants to make u real uncomfortable, she may start spending more time with a)

oh christ now there's a u/ too?

there's just waay too many letters in this relationship tangle.

[daviejones]

oh christ now there's a u/ too?

there's just waay too many letters in this relationship tangle.

They are only conspicious because of the lack ofletters...add loads more and see which ones are the weakest...then set tigers on them!!

[Zorba]

They are only conspicious because of the lack ofletters...add loads more and see which ones are the weakest...then set tigers on them!!

Or badgers... or badgers AND tigers!

[Clippy]

Instead of p1ssing about with the alphabet, why don't you just sort out your love life...or buy a speak and spell!

[Alf W]

This all sounds intriguing but I obviously missed the earlier part of the story. Can someone summarise or post a link to earlier threads. Might have some time tomorrow for posting.