Got a date tonight with one nice woman - she is married but she says she will sort out this problem soon and get rich in process. Should I cancel the date or go ahead?
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So you will be responsible for breaking up a happy home?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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Heather Mills? I'd cancel if I was you. You have to question the character of anybody coming out with that stuff before a dateOriginally posted by AtW View PostGot a date tonight with one nice woman - she is married but she says she will sort out this problem soon and get rich in process. Should I cancel the date or go ahead?Comment
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Come on, this is purely hypothetical.Originally posted by AtW View PostGot a date tonight with one nice woman - she is married but she says she will sort out this problem soon and get rich in process. Should I cancel the date or go ahead?
Also, if she's sorting out her marriage this way, who's to say she won't pull the same tulip on you.
Anyway, promise her the earth until you get into her knickers.
Go for it.
Btw, does she know you have a thing for squirrels?Comment
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Oi, Squirrel Daddy. Good to see you're still alive and hanging around here, on my rare visits.Originally posted by AtW View PostGot a date tonight with one nice woman - she is married but she says she will sort out this problem soon and get rich in process. Should I cancel the date or go ahead?
If you're male and have a pulse, you know the answer already to your question.
While I'm here and you seem to know the answers to these sort of things.
The Mrs dug out the CD albums which we made years ago. To my horror, 8 out of 10 are no longer readable. Those CD-Rs are rubbish. Should never have converted my pictures into digital.
Is there anything I can do to try and get them readable or is that it ?
Say sorry to the Mrs and live in the dog house for a while ?
Google came back with no useful answers and your SKA wasn't much use either ...Comment
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Love dates, at the weekend I tried these special Eid cookies which were filled with dates, yummy
btw: does she have your pre-date requirement for a Phd??Comment
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No, but she's going to buy one off eBay just as soon as she's taken her husband to the cleaners (or had him murdered and collected the insurance, whichever one she's planning).Originally posted by SandyDown View Postbtw: does she have your pre-date requirement for a Phd??Comment
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I dropped my standards a wee bit - good norks trump PhD nowOriginally posted by SandyDown View Postbtw: does she have your pre-date requirement for a Phd??
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