Dumb Agents

[dotnetter]

Why did you agree to the tel interview

[DBA_bloke]

Why did you agree to the tel interview

What he said.

[Signo_cypher]

That's very true! I'm still getting roughly twice as many calls about perm jobs as I do contract gigs.

Fools

I thought that was just me

[DodgyAgent]

Sorry dodgy, I'm sure your not

What is the dumbest agent you've come up against.

This is mine. First of all I live in Chester. This lass rung up and asked if I would commute to Manchester, I said no that was a bit too far (wasn't too desperate at that point). She then asked if I would commute to Surrey!!!!!! I said no, so she asked about Northern Ireland!!

WTF?

Isnt it a girlie thing this not having a clue about the layout of the UK? more importantly what does she look like ?

BTW I have had my moments

[thunderlizard]

I'd say that was a very resourceful agent. First she suggested a reasonable commute, which you turned down. Then she offered you a chance to move out of the bleak depressed North West, into a more prosperous county. Ungratefully, you turned that down too. Finally, reasoning that you're a Scouser (or near enough), she offered you a contract in Northern Ireland where you'd almost certainly have relatives to stay with.

[DodgyAgent]

I'd say that was a very resourceful agent. First she suggested a reasonable commute, which you turned down. Then she offered you a chance to move out of the bleak depressed North West, into a more prosperous county. Ungratefully, you turned that down too. Finally, reasoning that you're a Scouser (or near enough), she offered you a contract in Northern Ireland where you'd almost certainly have relatives to stay with.

[TheFaQQer]

Why did you go so far to have a dump?

Easy.

They stole the votes.

[TheFaQQer]

Finally, reasoning that you're a Scouser (or near enough)

I believe the correct term is a "Plastic Scouser" or "plassie" to use the vernacular.

[Fran]

I'd say that was a very resourceful agent. First she suggested a reasonable commute, which you turned down. Then she offered you a chance to move out of the bleak depressed North West, into a more prosperous county. Ungratefully, you turned that down too. Finally, reasoning that you're a Scouser (or near enough), she offered you a contract in Northern Ireland where you'd almost certainly have relatives to stay with.

NEVER! I moved here, not born here! (Is that better???)

[TheFaQQer]

NEVER! I moved here, not born here! (Is that better???)

Hmmm - a plassie by choice?

Some are born unlucky, some choose it.