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    #11
    Oh come on. Anyone here would have done the same to have a chance of getting on YouTube. I is a celebrity innit?

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      #12
      Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
      Was it Mark, then? He's getting worse.
      I blame his parents.

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        #13
        The scrote got 3 years and his appeal against sentence was denied.

        http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/lo...al-bid-3736464

        So I assume he got out in 18 months.
        Last edited by zeitghost; 6 March 2017, 10:49.

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          #14
          Originally posted by FCSimmo View Post
          My mate sat next to me is advocating prison ships... personally I think they'd cost too much to maintain and secure. Surely a hebridian island with a very large wall manned by men with large guns and a penchant for shooting anything that moves would suffice?
          Prison ships are a great idea. Fill 'em to the gunwales and sink 'em. Maybe combine each sinking with the National Lottery results programme? Better than princess Winton's tired old act.

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            #15
            Island with a few of these puppies guarding the perimeter

            http://www.thesentrygun.com/

            Given a sufficient number of CCTV cameras, we could have a format for next years Big Brother.
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #16
              Load them on a prison ship, then when it's full send it on a one way trip to Australia. Problem solved.
              Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                #17
                Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                Load them on a prison ship, then when it's full send it on a one way trip to Australia. Problem solved.
                That's been tried; they end up back here contracting.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                  Load them on a prison ship, then when it's full send it on a one way trip to Australia. Problem solved.

                  I'm just off out to hit a big issue seller. Anyone want anything from *$.

                  *$ = ???????????

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    Island with a few of these puppies guarding the perimeter

                    http://www.thesentrygun.com/

                    Given a sufficient number of CCTV cameras, we could have a format for next years Big Brother.
                    My favourite line in that article: "First of all: Thank you everyone who has emailed me for your encouragement and support in this. You are really the ones who have convinced me to move forward with this project."!!!!!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by RightLaugh View Post
                      I'm just off out to hit a big issue seller. Anyone want anything from *$.

                      *$ = ???????????
                      I'll just have a straight coffee, none of that frapachinolatte rubbish

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