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Missed the first e out of it - I would like to think of some good reason for this but will have to blame my ejucashun faw me pis poore grmmer and spelin.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Ah! Now I see. Dropping an "E" can lead to confusion, I've heard.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostMissed the first e out of it - I would like to think of some good reason for this but will have to blame my ejucashun faw me pis poore grmmer and spelin.Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostMissed the first e out of it - I would like to think of some good reason for this but will have to blame my ejucashun faw me pis poore grmmer and spelin.


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Moose any update on thisOriginally posted by Moose423956 View Posta) tell your wife that you don't love her.
b) tell someone you've known for 6 years that you've been in love with her all that time.
Just wondering.
How did the weekend go ?Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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This is doing my head in. I'm burning up inside. I've been seeing a lot of b) this week, been out a couple of times at lunchtime, had a great time together. I've hinted quite a lot at what I'm feeling, she hasn't knocked me back at all. But if I go that stage further, I'm in danger of causing a real issue.
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What kind of hints?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostThis is doing my head in. I'm burning up inside. I've been seeing a lot of b) this week, been out a couple of times at lunchtime, had a great time together. I've hinted quite a lot at what I'm feeling, she hasn't knocked me back at all. But if I go that stage further, I'm in danger of causing a real issue.
What the hell can I do?
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You got kids ?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostThis is doing my head in. I'm burning up inside. I've been seeing a lot of b) this week, been out a couple of times at lunchtime, had a great time together. I've hinted quite a lot at what I'm feeling, she hasn't knocked me back at all. But if I go that stage further, I'm in danger of causing a real issue.
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