Quick!

[The Lone Gunman]

My sister's just had a young'un - and Dad's coming down South to visit. (That's not the news) He's due to come over for dinner - and when I said I've got some news for him - his first guess was the same as yours!

But you were both wrong.

Are you coming out love? It's OK, you are among friends here.

[realityhack]

Is it the return of the "Am I going the right way?" thread?

Do you lot really miss that thread or something? Nope.

(And I've still been v busy!)

[realityhack]

Are you coming out love? It's OK, you are among friends here.

We need a screaming gay poster around here to mix things up and bring CD out of the woodwork, but it's not me, sorry darling.

[FiveTimes]

Do you lot really miss that thread or something? Nope.

(And I've still been v busy!)

You are getting engaged, married to a Thai bride, Am I right, can I claim my £5.

[Flubster]

We need a screaming gay poster around here to mix things up and bring CD out of the woodwork, but it's not me, sorry darling.

You're a cross-dressing dwarf?

[realityhack]

You're a cross-dressing dwarf?

Ooo - so close.

But Fivetimes wins £2.50 - as she's not Thai.

[FiveTimes]

Ooo - so close.

But Fivetimes wins £2.50 - as she's not Thai.

Engagement ? - congratulations...

[realityhack]

Engagment ? - congratulations...

Cheers - no doubt the cynics will be out in force in a moment.

[FiveTimes]

Cheers - no doubt the cynics will be out in force in a moment.

Keep the £2.50 and put it toward a wedding present..

[alreadypacked]

Cheers - no doubt the cynics will be out in force in a moment.

I better get in quick then.

Congrats