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Me too - my flatmate does it and it knocks me sick..... gross!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostPeople who eat with their moth open, they are usaually the same tw@ts who are finding bits to chew half an hour later
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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[QUOTE=daviejones;293540]...what traits \ qualities do you hate most in people?
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Have you tried the following!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMe too - my flatmate does it and it knocks me sick..... gross!
At the top of your voice shout "Will you shut your fecking mouth when you eat? You look disgusting!"
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People who agree to meet on a given day, but instead of agreeing when & where, say "I'll call you when we're ready".Comment
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I agree: an open moth is an ugly sight. Their nasty insect innards are repulsive.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostPeople who eat with their moth open, they are usaually the same tw@ts who are finding bits to chew half an hour later
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Ok - I'll try that tonight...... and assuming she doesn't beat the sh*t out of me, I'll report back tomorrow!Originally posted by Churchill View PostHave you tried the following!
At the top of your voice shout "Will you shut your fecking mouth when you eat? You look disgusting!"
Report back tomorrow.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Top Tip: Don't do it if you are eating and have a mouthful of food!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOk - I'll try that tonight...... and assuming she doesn't beat the sh*t out of me, I'll report back tomorrow!Comment
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Don't know - might be a good idea, I could blind her with a bit of spud or something and then she can't see me to tw*t me!!Originally posted by richard-af View PostTop Tip: Don't do it if you are eating and have a mouthful of food!Bazza gets caught
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You found them then?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostDon't know - might be a good idea, I could blind her with a bit of spud or something and then she can't see me to tw*t me!!
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