Just wondering who here has a clean driving Licence?
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59Clean as a whistle66.10%393 Points8.47%56 Points10.17%69 Points0.00%0Banned6.78%4My Chauffeur does all the driving5.08%3I am AndyW3.39%2The poll is expired.
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Not me, I spilled some coffee on it a year or two back.Originally posted by Troll View PostJust wondering who here has a clean driving Licence?I'm Spartacus. -
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but not my wife after today, she's in court for doing 93 on a M-Way. Tut TutBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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...you could have waited for the pollHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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What's her defence?Originally posted by Gibbon View PostMe
but not my wife after today, she's in court for doing 93 on a M-Way. Tut TutI'm Spartacus.Comment
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I have no current points - got 3 in 1995, 4 in 1996, 3 in 2002 and 3 in July 2004.
I got 4 points as it was a scouser court and they hate southerners. I should have claimed racial discrimination.Comment
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No points here. been stopped a few times; once a few years ago for doing an alleged 72 in a 40 but got let off when it became apparent that Plod was a frustrated computer programmer and I ended up giving him VB6 tips....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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She can't read big signs that say 'Speed Cameras' or see the big white van.Originally posted by Spartacus View PostWhat's her defence?
Stupid woman pleaded guilty and thought she would just get a fine. Now she's in court facing a ban.
She does need her car for her job as she looks after vunerable people across Leeds, but won't lose her job. (Caste iron safe council job).But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Many years ago I got away with just points for doing 92 on a motorway - have they tightened up and are imposing bans more readily these days?Originally posted by Gibbon View PostShe can't read big signs that say 'Speed Cameras' or see the big white van.
Stupid woman pleaded guilty and thought she would just get a fine. Now she's in court facing a ban.
She does need her car for her job as she looks after vunerable people across Leeds, but won't lose her job. (Caste iron safe council job).How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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