But your bf's will want to spend it on Captain Kirk replica outfits, you might have nice shoes, but the only foreplay you'll get will be a Klingon love ritual he likes to enact....
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Hey - don't knock it till you have tried it!!!Originally posted by Muttley08 View PostBut your bf's will want to spend it on Captain Kirk replica outfits, you might have nice shoes, but the only foreplay you'll get will be a Klingon love ritual he likes to enact....Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Real contractors don't do foreplay...they get the deed done, then get back to earning megabucks (or shoes unfortunately, as they translate into)Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHey - don't knock it till you have tried it!!!
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yikes.... I actually had to think about that one.... yuk!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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for the likes of whom???Originally posted by Clippy View PostCan we have a 'naughty step' too?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Anyone who is being disruptive and after being warned is sent to the naughty step to reflect on their actions.Comment
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