Wasps

[xoggoth]

Lots and lots of jam. Little waspies like jam. Put out some jam for waspies in the garden, one saucer per ten square meters and one in every room of the house. Soon you will have loads of nice little waspies.

 

[Lucy]

Blow into a paper bag and tie it above your picnic.
(Apparently the little feckers think it is a rival nest and stay away.)

 

[BoredBloke]

We had a nest in our garden - the council came and sorted it out. Didn't cost us anything.

 

[richard-af]

Blow into a paper bag and tie it above your picnic.
(Apparently the little feckers think it is a rival nest and stay away.)

Hanging a wasps' nest over your picnic prevents brown paper bags blowing onto your sandwiches.

 

[Colemanisor]

Last year I came across a ground-based nest after mowing over it, little buggers stung me a bit! Got my own back though, 1/2 gal unleaded and a match, stand well back - woof, no more wasps. Now whose laughing, not those feckin wasps.

 

[King Cnvt]

Last year I came across a ground-based nest after mowing over it, little buggers stung me a bit! Got my own back though, 1/2 gal unleaded and a match, stand well back - woof, no more wasps. Now whose laughing, not those feckin wasps.

Interesting 6 foot diameter burnt patch in the middle of the lawn.

 

[Colemanisor]

Interesting 6 foot diameter burnt patch in the middle of the lawn.

Nah, most of the petrol went down the hole - turned it into Wasp Hell, mmwuhahahahahaha!

 

[daviejones]

Trust me, just shoot the nest with an air rifle from close range. That way you get to see al l the lovely wee waspies!!! Then you can hit it with the bat or catch them with chopsticks!!

 

[xoggoth]

You are all bastards who will rot in hell for being so nasty to little waspies.

 

[Colemanisor]

Trust me, just shoot the nest with an air rifle from close range. That way you get to see al l the lovely wee waspies!!! Then you can hit it with the bat or catch them with chopsticks!!

Or if you manage to track down one of those 190,000 AK47's the US have "lost", that could cause some major wasp-carnage!