Lots and lots of jam. Little waspies like jam. Put out some jam for waspies in the garden, one saucer per ten square meters and one in every room of the house. Soon you will have loads of nice little waspies.
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bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
Blow into a paper bag and tie it above your picnic.
(Apparently the little feckers think it is a rival nest and stay away.)Comment
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We had a nest in our garden - the council came and sorted it out. Didn't cost us anything.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Hanging a wasps' nest over your picnic prevents brown paper bags blowing onto your sandwiches.Originally posted by LucyComment
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Last year I came across a ground-based nest after mowing over it, little buggers stung me a bit! Got my own back though, 1/2 gal unleaded and a match, stand well back - woof, no more wasps. Now whose laughing, not those feckin wasps.Comment
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Interesting 6 foot diameter burnt patch in the middle of the lawn.Originally posted by ColemanisorComment
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Nah, most of the petrol went down the hole - turned it into Wasp Hell, mmwuhahahahahaha!Originally posted by King CnvtComment
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Trust me, just shoot the nest with an air rifle from close range. That way you get to see al l the lovely wee waspies!!! Then you can hit it with the bat or catch them with chopsticks!!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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You are all bastards who will rot in hell for being so nasty to little waspies.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Or if you manage to track down one of those 190,000 AK47's the US have "lost", that could cause some major wasp-carnage!Originally posted by daviejonesComment
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