Spooky

[wobbegong]

I say, what an absolutely spiffing yarn.

[Chugnut]

When I was 18 I decided it was time to get my life sorted so I went off to join the army....:

EO, that's heart-rending stuff.

I'm now convinced. No further questions, your honour.

[Moose423956]

Next time I hold a seance, I'll try to contact him. Is there anything you would like me to ask him?

[DBA_bloke]

I find that most ghost sightings are accompanied by the unmistakable odour of booze, or by the eerie sound of a bottle of pyschotropic tablets rattling in the nutter's pocket.