Are no longer red but are now black, move slowly and have eyes. I stuffed a pay cheque for one of our contractors in one, if it doesnt get there it is not my fault.
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A few too many beers at lunchtime?Originally posted by DodgyAgentAre no longer red but are now black, move slowly and have eyes. I stuffed a pay cheque for one of our contractors in one, if it doesnt get there it is not my fault. -
Do they have mp3 players inside them? LinkOriginally posted by DodgyAgentAre no longer red but are now black, move slowly and have eyes. I stuffed a pay cheque for one of our contractors in one, if it doesnt get there it is not my fault.Comment
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where have you been shorty?Originally posted by ChurchillA few too many beers at lunchtime?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Do they sell fish n chips, jellied eeels and kiss me kwik hats in Cannes ?Originally posted by ChurchillSarf of Frants.
On me hols!Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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For years my missus has barely tolerated my sense of humour when it comes to this type of 'politically correct' subject. Last week I nearly fell off my chair when she said 'something has to be done'.
I think she was in shock after learning that it was doctors that tried to murder hundreds in London and Glasgow.
I thought 'hey ho, the worm is finally turning'
Wont be long till us dudes on CUK are mainstream
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Nah mate, we don't want your sort down there!Originally posted by DodgyAgentDo they sell fish n chips, jellied eeels and kiss me kwik hats in Cannes ?Comment
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I am off tomorrow.. greek islands for me. Jellied kebabs, fish 'n Moussaka and Ratzina Demestos cocktails whilst wearinmg "kiss me bolloc*s" hatsOriginally posted by ChurchillNah mate, we don't want your sort down there!
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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That's no way to talk about your missus. Sadguru, yes, even maggot would apply, but not the good ladyOriginally posted by EternalOptimistI thought 'hey ho, the worm is finally turning'
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