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    #21
    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    They could provide a lane where you had to eat a bacon sarnie and drink a pint of bitter/lager. It would still be slow, but at least you wouldnt mind waiting so much.
    Best make sure that it's a high percentage alcohol then, that way they could fine you for drink driving as you leave the airport and collect much needed revenue for government coffers (After all it's only fair you pay for your bacon sarnie and pint of lager!!!).

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      #22
      Originally posted by Paddy
      The security at major UK airports is getting farcical. Going out of the UK last week (prior to the bomb scare) there were 30 minute queues just to get through security. Coming back to the UK on Monday there was a 45 minute queue to get through passport control. We all know which section of the community the terrorists come from so why does the government continue to appease that community and waste time and money by putting strict checks on the whole of the UK community just in order to show fairness. The time and money would be better spent on targeting the community that the perpetrators come from. Perhaps it’s time to revoke the visas of all foreign workers from the suspect countries.

      The current situation would have been as daft as trying not to offend the Nazis during WW2.
      No, what is really farcical is how incompetant most of these terrorists are. Consider Portrait of the Modern Terrorist as an Idiot or Beavis and Butthead in London jihad.

      Face it, most of these terrorists peaked at 9/11. There may be a problem, but not as big a one as our leaders and masters would have us believe.

      It is worth noting in the Schneier article how many 'terrorist' incidents were prompted by the FBI plant within the groups themselves!

      So forget it, not a problem; except that our lives are being disrupted, our rights curtailed to deal with these people, most of whom could not build a viable device anyway!

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        #23
        Originally posted by Numptycorner
        Say that to the fathers of the two little children who were blown up in Warrington. Al Queda have killed far less innocent UK people than the good ol' IRA.

        Paddy is right though, or you might as well do away with police photofits, just in case the wrong person is suspected.
        Irony failure alert whoop whoop
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #24
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule
          What you really need is to fly BA in First/Business Class, or fly a lot - then you get treated to your own private security line.


          If only it was that easy.
          Drivel is my speciality

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            #25
            Originally posted by Numptycorner
            Say that to the fathers of the two little children who were blown up in Warrington. Al Queda have killed far less innocent UK people than the good ol' IRA.

            Paddy is right though, or you might as well do away with police photofits, just in case the wrong person is suspected.

            Well firstly, once again, you manage to miss my sarcasm and just dive straight in and have a go

            And secondly, no paddy is not right. He's basically saying that every asian person in this country should either (ideally I'm guessing) be banished, or at least be targetted, stopped, searched, tarred with the terrorism brush and have their lives made a misery.

            I'm a Brit, I'm proud to be a Brit, and I dont want any of my fellow British people to be targetted and abused - by anyone! Especially their own country!
            As a Brit we're entitled to a certain way of life, and a massive part of that is our freedom. Our "innocent until proven guilty" attitude. And that goes for every type/creed/colour of Brit who lives in this country. Even southerners!

            And this has got nothing to do with photofits - if the police were on the lookout for a certain person who matched a certain description who;'d committed a certain crime, then yes, stop people who match that description. But these extreme bombers dont just match one f8cking description man! For f*cks sake - how many times!!

            MUSLIM IS NOT A ******* DESCRIPTION!!!

            jesus wept!!!!
            The pope is a tard.

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              #26
              Originally posted by cailin dana
              At M'cr airport, there is still a separate lane for travelling to Ireland, kind of makes you feel a bit like a leper but it's usually a bit quicker.
              Is that why it's there? I always feel dead jealous because there are only two people in that queue as opposed to seventeen thousand scals in the other one. Almost tempted to buy a cheap flight to Ireland with my real business one and check in twice, so I can go through that channel for security and then just take my proper flight...

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                #27
                Originally posted by Paddy
                The security at major UK airports is getting farcical. Going out of the UK last week (prior to the bomb scare) there were 30 minute queues just to get through security. Coming back to the UK on Monday there was a 45 minute queue to get through passport control. We all know which section of the community the terrorists come from so why does the government continue to appease that community and waste time and money by putting strict checks on the whole of the UK community just in order to show fairness. The time and money would be better spent on targeting the community that the perpetrators come from. Perhaps it’s time to revoke the visas of all foreign workers from the suspect countries.

                The current situation would have been as daft as trying not to offend the Nazis during WW2.
                This will never work
                Did you know that out of 1.5 million muslims in this country 1,80,000 are white muslims

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                  #28
                  1,80,000 are white muslims


                  There a missing zero... or a comma to many?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by tay


                    There a missing zero... or a comma to many?
                    It'd have to be a comma too many; an extra zero would mean there were 300K more white muslims than the overall total.
                    The vegetarian option.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by wobbegong
                      It'd have to be a comma too many; an extra zero would mean there were 300K more white muslims than the overall total.
                      1,080,000
                      God made men. Sam Colt made them equal.

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