who has a dog

[kramer]

I do and love it!!!

[Kyajae]

I do and love it!!!

I have 2. (we are talking the 4-legged variety?)

[G8_Summit]

Yep, a lurcher.

[scooby]

yep, Chocolate Lab.

once the soon due baby gets a little older the wife wants a golden lab. another for me to look after and take out every day.

[Xenophon]

Yep.

[el duder]

I do and love it!!!

ive slept with a few.

[Burdock]

king charles cavalier spaniel

[Burdock]

in the spirit of Alfred J Pruffock:


I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

All he asks from me is the food to give him strength
All he ever needs is love and that he knows hell get

So, I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

All the pay I need comes shining through his eyes
I dont need no cold water to make me realize that

I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.

[shaunbhoy]

German Shepherd Bitch. Great fun and as mad as a box of frogs!

[PRC1964]

Very bad dog

I took Rover over to the park the other day
I met another bloke with another dog on the way
his dog was an alsation
my dog was not
he said is that dog an alsation
I said no
and he said why don't you get a proper dog?
and I said Rover
ignore this copper
and I pick up a stick
and I hold it over Rover
and say Rover jump out of the clover
and get stuck into the stick
and Rover jumps out of the clover
and bites me in the arm
ALARM ALARM
my dog my dog why hast thou mistaken me?
I am not calm
my dog has done me harm
in my arm
I show him the toothmarks
see Rover where the skin is mauver
Rover sees these nasty marks
he barks
and he begs
for forgiveness
yet I know I must break his legs

John Hegley