MayDay

**Burdock** · 4 May 2007, 15:04

Originally posted by swissmike

Not even a mention of a maypole so far either

Or The Wicker Man

**Zorba** · 4 May 2007, 15:29

Or... Morris Men! Aaaaaaa! The nightmares! I'm convinced that Morris dancers are clowns on their day off. I hate clowns. Hate 'em.

**realityhack** · 4 May 2007, 15:30

Anyone starting a riot on May Day?

**Clippy** · 4 May 2007, 15:37

Originally posted by Zorba

Or... Morris Men! Aaaaaaa! The nightmares! I'm convinced that Morris dancers are clowns on their day off. I hate clowns. Hate 'em.

Has anyone ever seen Morris Men in real life?
Do they exist? Are they scary?

**VectraMan** · 4 May 2007, 16:38

Originally posted by Clippy

Has anyone ever seen Morris Men in real life?
Do they exist? Are they scary?

Yes. Yes, and no, not really.

**timh** · 4 May 2007, 16:40

I know a chap whose wife ran off with a Morris dancer. He wasn't best pleased.

**threaded** · 4 May 2007, 16:45

Originally posted by timh

I know a chap whose wife ran off with a Morris dancer. He wasn't best pleased.

The chap or the Morris dancer?

**timh** · 4 May 2007, 16:48

I'd met his wife - so quite possibly neither!

**VectraMan** · 4 May 2007, 16:49

I know a chap whose wife ran off with a Morris Minor.

And no, he wasn't pleased either.

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