MayDay

[swissmike]

No, not a call for distress.... Just wishing everyone a happy May bank holiday

Not even a mention of a maypole so far either

 

[Burdock]

Not even a mention of a maypole so far either

Or The Wicker Man

 

[Zorba]

Or... Morris Men! Aaaaaaa! The nightmares! I'm convinced that Morris dancers are clowns on their day off. I hate clowns. Hate 'em.

 

[realityhack]

Anyone starting a riot on May Day?

 

[Clippy]

Or... Morris Men! Aaaaaaa! The nightmares! I'm convinced that Morris dancers are clowns on their day off. I hate clowns. Hate 'em.

Has anyone ever seen Morris Men in real life?
Do they exist? Are they scary?

 

[VectraMan]

Has anyone ever seen Morris Men in real life?
Do they exist? Are they scary?

Yes. Yes, and no, not really.

 

[timh]

I know a chap whose wife ran off with a Morris dancer. He wasn't best pleased.

 

[threaded]

I know a chap whose wife ran off with a Morris dancer. He wasn't best pleased.

The chap or the Morris dancer?

 

[timh]

I'd met his wife - so quite possibly neither!

 

[VectraMan]

I know a chap whose wife ran off with a Morris Minor.

And no, he wasn't pleased either.