3 Drains!!

[Clippy]

Ah, that explains it - must be a woman/gay thing.

[Barriebazg]

Were you hopping and skipping down the road hand in hand you big cissies.

So you have never walked anywhere with another bloke anywhere?? You complete c o ck

[Clippy]

Not whilst drain dodging you feckwit.

[Churchill]

What do you mean by 3 drains?

We only have one drain at a time up here - is this another north/south divide thing again you drain mungerring fascists?

Ah, it's a long time since I heard that word - mungerring. A verb, meaning "to take it up the tulipter" , not to be confused with the word "mongering".

Churchill - In "Call my bluff" mode!

[Troll]

... and the cricket umpire who would hop on one leg when 3 of the same numbers (e.g.111)were on the scoreboard

[wendigo100]

... and the cricket umpire who would hop on one leg when 3 of the same numbers (e.g.111)were on the scoreboard

Nelson or multiples thereof

David Shepherd

[Troll]

Now if there had been a steaming (dog)turd on the drains I could understand it but to avoid them because an ex-girlfriend used to do it is a bit wet.

When I were a lad you used to see lots of white dog turds- don't seem to see them now-a-days. Wonder why?

[SallyAnne]

Churchill - In "Call my bluff" mode!

It's just a matter of time

[Troll]

Nelson or multiples thereof

David Shepherd

Please explain the Nelson bit

[meridian]

Please explain the Nelson bit

Nelson - one leg, one eye, one ball or something like that.
111 in cricket is considered bad luck to loads of cricketers, something to do with the number looking like wickets without bails, apparently. They all sit about in the sheds with their feet off the floor until the next run is scored, don't ask me why.

My missus salutes magpies and says "Hi Sir" whenever she sees a lone one. More than one, or two people seeing one, is fine apparently. Tch, some people....