Humph!

[Jawz .]

You dont read the sport

But you can browse The Sun and The Mirror over a couple of pints - especially if you do the crosswords! It doubles up as an ego bulding exercise aswell!

I tried the crossword in the Times the other day...

[SallyAnne]

I tried the crossword in the Times the other day...

My eyes would start bleeding if I attempted that!

[freakydancer]

You dont read the sport

Course not.

I just look at the tits.

[SallyAnne]

Course not.

I just look at the tits.

You've not got many layers have you freaky?

[freakydancer]

You've not got many layers have you freaky?

Nope!!

[SallyAnne]

Nope!!

You didn't look like such a cock in your photo.

I mean that in a nice way of course

[Jawz .]

My eyes would start bleeding if I attempted that!

I struggled at first as my answers wouldn't fit the stupid squares, but with the help of a black marker and some tipex I owned that crossword.

[freakydancer]

You didn't look like such a cock in your photo.

I mean that in a nice way of course

Moi? a cock?

no no no no no....

I'm a c**t.

[realityhack]

this morning there was a major fault with Darlington

Aye