Forgetful....

[Diestl]

I forgot to tell HMRC im might be inside IR35.

 

[zeitghost]

i forgot to have children

me too...

 

[lukemg]

Flew to Atlanta on business, supposed to get hire car at airport for travel during the week, forget driving licence. Scored a cab, tyre blew on the 'freeway' had to practically change the tyre as clueless driver lived up to his name. Arrived at hotel - sorry sir no reservation, never heard of you - nice.
Best one however is that I am godfather to 2 kids, one from each of my brothers. This occurred when I was in a very drunken younger phase. Such that I would likely wake up on a couch somewhere and think feck - christening day and head for the church.
Upshot is I have no idea which of the kids I am godfather to !
Not the sort of thing you can ask either !

 

[EternalOptimist]

I once forgot my head, but I blame the fact that it wasn't screwed on properly