Zippy said:1. I like cocktails (double entendre alert)
3. I'm female

SallyAnne said:And you've got a 21 year old lass?!!!! You dirty sod!

Its at this point that I do the Screaming Orgasm gag - right?Mordac said:May I then be the first to treat you to a long slow comfortable screw?
Failing that, sex on the beach normally does the trick.
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Gonzo said:When I was 28 I went out with a 19 year old - who pulled me because she thought that I looked like Pacey from Dawson's Creek.
Obviously it was never going to last but I will look back fondly on that year for the rest of my days![]()
