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    4. I'm not worth listening to
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    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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      Originally posted by Zippy
      1. I like cocktails (double entendre alert)
      3. I'm female
      May I then be the first to treat you to a long slow comfortable screw?
      Failing that, sex on the beach normally does the trick.


      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        Can I come ?

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          I'll be there, with a huge IR35 friendly smile. An evening of intense face-to-face discussion on how to operate as a real business is right up my ally as a fun night out.

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            Nothing wrong with that

            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            And you've got a 21 year old lass?!!!! You dirty sod!
            When I was 28 I went out with a 19 year old - who pulled me because she thought that I looked like Pacey from Dawson's Creek.

            Obviously it was never going to last but I will look back fondly on that year for the rest of my days

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              If it happens, everyone's invited. Except Chico. There's no sense in spoiling a (potentially) good night before it's started, is there?
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                Originally posted by Mordac
                May I then be the first to treat you to a long slow comfortable screw?
                Failing that, sex on the beach normally does the trick.


                Its at this point that I do the Screaming Orgasm gag - right?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  A social has been tried (and failed) a few times. I for one would be delighted if it happened.

                  It seems like there is more serious interest this time, so add that to a bit of Christmas spirit and we may actually get somewhere this time...
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    Originally posted by Gonzo
                    When I was 28 I went out with a 19 year old - who pulled me because she thought that I looked like Pacey from Dawson's Creek.

                    Obviously it was never going to last but I will look back fondly on that year for the rest of my days

                    Yeah you're sitting next to me at the xmas do
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      The potential of "real" women turning up will be a great motivator.

                      It might even be fun. Not being sexist but women tend to liven up a party and can steer the conversation away from the ineevitable "i've got a bigger computer/w**** than you type talk."

                      The best bit if we can get a lot of people to attend is finding out that you already know half the people there from previous contracts. I am fining I come accross the same people all the time in investment banking.

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