Social?

[Mordac]

Just somewhere fairly easy to get to I get. It doesn't matter where we go realy does it?

You'd be surprised. Non-smokers won't want somewhere too smoky, I want somewhere where I can smoke without annoying the rest too much, ugly people won't want somewhere too well lit, the oldies won't want somewhere too loud, the tight-wads won't want somewhere too pricey, someone's bound to want wi-fi / pinball machine / strippers / sky sports etc.

[EqualOpportunities]

You'd be surprised. Non-smokers won't want somewhere too smoky, I want somewhere where I can smoke without annoying the rest too much, ugly people won't want somewhere too well lit, the oldies won't want somewhere too loud, the tight-wads won't want somewhere too pricey, someone's bound to want wi-fi / pinball machine / strippers / sky sports etc.

Good point Mordy. Defo somewhere not brilliantly well lit.

[SallyAnne]

You'd be surprised. Non-smokers won't want somewhere too smoky, I want somewhere where I can smoke without annoying the rest too much, ugly people won't want somewhere too well lit, the oldies won't want somewhere too loud, the tight-wads won't want somewhere too pricey, someone's bound to want wi-fi / pinball machine / strippers / sky sports etc.

**** the non smokers - they can stand outside! I'm smoking twice as much to compensate for the fourthcoming ban!

[EqualOpportunities]

**** the non smokers - they can stand outside! I'm smoking twice as much to compensate for the fourthcoming ban!

That's not really the spirit, is it Sal. But 'hear hear' anyway

[SallyAnne]

That's not really the spirit, is it Sal. But 'hear hear' anyway

You'll want somewhere where they let under 18's in aswell eh?

[EqualOpportunities]

You'll want somewhere where they let under 18's in aswell eh?

Cheeky b1tch

[Mordac]

**** the non smokers - they can stand outside! I'm smoking twice as much to compensate for the fourthcoming ban!

Shaunbhoy won't be coming then.
I'm with you Sal.

[Gonzo]

That is an excellent idea!

**** the non smokers - they can stand outside! I'm smoking twice as much to compensate for the fourthcoming ban!

Instead of making the inside of the pub non-smoking so that the smokers have to go outside, why not make the inside of the pub for the smokers and make the non-smokers go outside? They would get all the fresh air that they want then.

Actually, the last time I visited a country where the smokers had to go outside I found that you get these really sociable areas outside the front of the pub and the atmosphere is much better there than inside. Difference being that it was a country where it doesn't get as cold during the winter.

[SallyAnne]

Instead of making the inside of the pub non-smoking so that the smokers have to go outside, why not make the inside of the pub for the smokers and make the non-smokers go outside? They would get all the fresh air that they want then.

Actually, the last time I visited a country where the smokers had to go outside I found that you get these really sociable areas outside the front of the pub and the atmosphere is much better there than inside. Difference being that it was a country where it doesn't get as cold during the winter.

Thats because (as everyone knows) smokers are cool


(and we die before anyone has a chance to call us miserable)

[Zippy]

OK, what are the requirements? I know we have a lot of warm-beer sandal-wearing drinkers on here.

Oh dang that lets me out on several counts
1. I like cocktails (double entendre alert)
2. I'm completely unfamiliar with the basics of Morris dancing
3. I'm female

I hope you all have a nice time anyway