Originally posted by SallyAnne
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Going Insane!!!
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I dont suppose theres any chance of putting the chocolate bar poking conversation on hold and returning to the main topic is there?
Or have I missed the train on that one?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Sal - Here is the secret, simply ensure you have one thing to do each day, no matter how trivial and preferably involving a trip out of the house. This could be shopping, visiting people, collecting dry cleaning etc etc. You will find the whole day fits in around this and you may even be struggling to get it done.
Trust me - this works.
Real solution of course is golf - fills in a whole day and it's impossible to play and think about something else.
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king size snickers.....full of nuts.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI dont suppose theres any chance of putting the chocolate bar poking conversation on hold and returning to the main topic is there?
Or have I missed the train on that one?
You'll get used to it Sally.
Most threads on here have a life span of around 10 posts before they get derailed into sex, sport, immigration or abusing threaded / atw / some other troll. In some cases all of those at once.
Simply by virtue of the fact that you are of the alledgedly female persuasion means that anything you post here will almost certainly end up being about sex.
It's the closest some of the sad feckers on here get to a real woman anyway, you're performing a public service"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by lukemgSal - Here is the secret, simply ensure you have one thing to do each day, no matter how trivial and preferably involving a trip out of the house. This could be shopping, visiting people, collecting dry cleaning etc etc. You will find the whole day fits in around this and you may even be struggling to get it done.
Trust me - this works.
Real solution of course is golf - fills in a whole day and it's impossible to play and think about something else.
HTH
Ah cheers luke - thats a pretty good idea actually. I did that the first few days I was off and I was fine - since I've just been potterring I've been going mental.
Cheers honey xThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveBYou'll get used to it Sally.
Most threads on here have a life span of around 10 posts before they get derailed into sex, sport, immigration or abusing threaded / atw / some other troll. In some cases all of those at once.
Simply by virtue of the fact that you are of the alledgedly female persuasion means that anything you post here will almost certainly end up being about sex.
It's the closest some of the sad feckers on here get to a real woman anyway, you're performing a public service
"Alledgedly"?!! Not you aswell!
Why is everyone sufferring from gender paranoia? Has someone been caught getting it on with what turned out to be a bloke on here or something?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI painted the house from top to bottom during one hiatus...
Well I was hoping to do a bit of painting today, but I didn't have any paint....so I walked 20 minutes to B and Q , filled my trolley with DIY supplies, and my card got refused at the sodding check out (I'd forgotten to do a TT).
So I felt like a total doley, came home empty handed, and started with my day long freak out
You lot have perked me up no end though - yous all rock.The pope is a tard.Comment
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