Going Insane!!!

[Churchill]

Well I was hoping to do a bit of painting today, but I didn't have any paint....so I walked 20 minutes to B and Q , filled my trolley with DIY supplies, and my card got refused at the sodding check out (I'd forgotten to do a TT).

So I felt like a total doley, came home empty handed, and started with my day long freak out

You lot have perked me up no end though - yous all rock.

My, how charming, Chav Scum on CUK.

[DaveB]

"Alledgedly"?!! Not you aswell!

Why is everyone sufferring from gender paranoia? Has someone been caught getting it on with what turned out to be a bloke on here or something?

Well I'm of the "innocent untill proven guilty" school of thought on this but a number of the more recalcitrant members refuse to belive a woman would ever post on here to begin with, a not entirely unreasonable assumption when you stop and think about it. They assume that anyone claiming to be female should be treated with suspicion untill photographic evidence to the contrary has been provided. You should be able to work out who they are from previous posts in other threads

[SallyAnne]

My, how charming, Chav Scum on CUK.

My sincere apologies - the message I meant to express was "yous all rock, except Lord Churchill"

[SallyAnne]

It's fairly amazing that you haven't had the "show us your tits" post thus far...

(And no, this post doesn't qualify...).

Though it must be admitted that it's more difficult now that piccies are banned...

I think DaveB was just hinting at it..in a "its not me, its them" kind of fashion

[DaveB]

I think DaveB was just hinting at it..in a "its not me, its them" kind of fashion

You might think that, I couldnt possibly comment

[SallyAnne]

Well I'm of the "innocent untill proven guilty" school of thought on this but a number of the more recalcitrant members refuse to belive a woman would ever post on here to begin with, a not entirely unreasonable assumption when you stop and think about it. They assume that anyone claiming to be female should be treated with suspicion untill photographic evidence to the contrary has been provided. You should be able to work out who they are from previous posts in other threads

Well its simple - I'm an Oracle Developer, I'm a contractor, I grew up with blokes, and I'm a bit of a nerd. So it seems perfectly normal for me to spend the day chatting to you lot. Yous are mostly very funny anyway!

I'm not posting my tits though - so yous can just think I'm a bloke if yous want

[EqualOpportunities]

Well its simple - I'm an Oracle Developer, I'm a contractor, I grew up with blokes, and I'm a bit of a nerd. So it seems perfectly normal for me to spend the day chatting to you lot. Yous are mostly very funny anyway!

I'm not posting my tits though - so yous can just think I'm a bloke if yous want

I bet she'd post em if they were any good... Must be getting on a bit

[SallyAnne]

I bet she'd post em if they were any good... Must be getting on a bit

Does that approach normally work?!! I am moderately clued up you know

[DimPrawn]

How would we know it's really SallyAnne anyway?

You'll have to hold up a printout of this thread next to your t1ts.

[EqualOpportunities]

Does that approach normally work?!! I am moderately clued up you know

You having a laugh love? I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb