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Least the weathers bright. Whenever you're around it's Dull.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Looks like you're using some sort of non approved hand held device. CONFISCATED. (and Ebayed,Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLeast the weathers bright. Whenever you're around it's Dull.
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And to answer your point, whenever we do meet up, it's usually dull, because it's winter. Do you really think I'd waste a nice summer's evening meeting up with, and I quote "a total and utter chunt"? The words of your peers, not mine own, honest...
Besides, last time you lost the toss and should have got the chubby lass.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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MF got the fit lass, blimey how do you do Major Loser?Originally posted by Mordac View PostLooks like you're using some sort of non approved hand held device. CONFISCATED. (and Ebayed,
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And to answer your point, whenever we do meet up, it's usually dull, because it's winter. Do you really think I'd waste a nice summer's evening meeting up with, and I quote "a total and utter chunt"? The words of your peers, not mine own, honest...
Besides, last time you lost the toss and should have got the chubby lass.Comment
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He welched. Crap happens....Originally posted by vetran View PostMF got the fit lass, blimey how do you do Major Loser?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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It'll be the first thing he's fit in for years if he does.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGo to Florida. You are so fat you will fit in.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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