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    #51
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    What about
    Option 3 - suity thinks they're panic attacks, but they're not - it's just a sniffle
    Option 4 - suity thinks they're panic attacks, but they're not - they're actually heart attacks.
    Good point, well made.

    If someone can think of some more, plus an Andyw's mum option we can do a poll.

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      #52
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      with or without a 'happy ending'?
      Daaaaave!
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #53
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        with or without a 'happy ending'?

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          #54
          The type of stuff people are discussing on this thread will give you a heart attack, Suity!

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            #55
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            with or without a 'happy ending'? - great minds think alike.
            That's ok mate.

            It comes with a happy ending from MP. She even rolled her sleeves up a moment ago ...

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              #56
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              That's ok mate.

              It comes with a happy ending from MP. She even rolled her sleeves up a moment ago ...
              gotta love MP she is always willing to get stuck in.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #57
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                No, it is his friend's panic attacks apparently!
                But he doesn't have any friends???
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  But he doesn't have any friends???


                  Originally posted by AttentionSeeker
                  I've got this mate who's a contractor. He's not normally prone to panic attacks but of late he's had a few.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    But he doesn't have any friends???
                    What about Brillo?

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      As you claim to be his friend and we know that Suity really doesn't have any friends, we have only 1 of 2 plausible scenarios here:-

                      1) suity is using the word "friend" in the "my friend was caught by his wife looking at porn and now no longer has a front door key and access to the children" way

                      2) you (FLC) are having panic attacks and having told Suity your problems, he has told everyone about it....

                      Which one of the above scenarios do you want to accept...
                      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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