The Apprentice 2014 - Official Thread

[Project Monkey]

One for the ladies... "do the solar panels need to be on the outside?"

[mudskipper]

One for the ladies... "do the solar panels need to be on the outside?"

They could stick them in their pants. They seem to think the sun shines out of their arses.

[jmo21]

I had a meeting once with that Scott muppet that got fired.

He was a junior recruitment agent and his boss was wanting a little web app written (with DB behind the scenes

I reckoned it was about 2 weeks work.

Their budget stretched to £1000. All in.

Not that exciting, but it was funny seeing him on the telly making a twat of himself.

[Doggy Styles]

Bejayzuss. This lot are...

[Zero Liability]

Are any of them as bad as that cupcake girl? The only "Apprentice" candidate I recall liking in the show's history was that chap with the wine investment company idea.

[mudskipper]

A former winner, Yasmina Siadatan, owns a good restaurant in Reading (Myalacarte) that I often visit with friends.

[SueEllen]

Do you suffer from delusions?

[I just need to test it]

The dating board game - as soon as it was mentioned - struck me as a horrible idea and one they were simply bound to go for. Though credit to them for getting any sales at all.

Who got fired, then? I'd kicked the telly in by 9.40.

[FiveTimes]

The dating board game - as soon as it was mentioned - struck me as a horrible idea and one they were simply bound to go for. Though credit to them for getting any sales at all.

Who got fired, then? I'd kicked the telly in by 9.40.

The PM got booted off

[Doggy Styles]

The unshaven bloke is useless. The Australian wants to thump him. But Lordsugar is keeping him in for entertainment value.