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The Apprentice 2014 - Official Thread

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    #41
    running leggings with side lights would have been fine.

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      #42
      Originally posted by malvolio View Post
      Also can't help thinking that the programme researchers have deliberately picked a bunch of Big Brother rejects!
      May I refer you to http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post2004193 as I think that is the point.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #43
        Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
        'It's not a potato, it's an experience' - classic!
        I roared laughing at the zoo people being charged 250 quid for a few buckets and some bog brushes
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #44
          The Apprentice 2014 - Official Thread

          It's not real! Other than Suity, Doogh and MF, nobody is that stupid!
          Last edited by Churchill; 16 October 2014, 20:31.

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            #45
            Oh, now laughing at, 'are you able to rotate it?' And the guy turns the laptop round.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #46
              I'm hoping its real, it's brilliant
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #47
                I have to admit I have never seen it apart from the Enfield and Whitehouse spoofs but I see that they did have a couple of German versions, Big Boss and Hire or Fire, both of which were cancelled after one season as viewer ratings were crap, probably because Germans would rather be real apprentices! I believe that a new one has just started with another comical name
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  I have to admit I have never seen it apart from the Enfield and Whitehouse spoofs but I see that they did have a couple of German versions, Big Boss and Hire or Fire, both of which were cancelled after one season as viewer ratings were crap, probably because Germans would rather be real apprentices! I believe that a new one has just started with another comical name
                  Germans can be rather serious.

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                    #49
                    Saw that arty farty type get the boot last night.

                    "If I'm earning a £50k salary and driving a 4 year old Toyota by the time I'm 40 I'm going to be very disappointed" or something along those lines.

                    Oh dear. I think he should prepare himself to not even meet his disappointed levels grandeur.
                    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Oh, now laughing at, 'are you able to rotate it?' And the guy turns the laptop round.
                      Screamed with laughter at that point. Kids even came in the room to see if I was ok.

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