Phlegm

[MarillionFan]

Funny stuff. I wonder if it has any practical uses?

I'm sat here ready to go to work having had 'man-flu' for a couple of days and there just seems to be copious amounts of it.

Throat, nose. Cough, splutter. Wish I had an old style stove to gob it on and watch it sizzle.

Is there any Plan B? Vats of phelgm collected for sticking up wallpaper. Summer Green, Tree Green, Phlegm Green paint at B&Q?

 

[Churchill]

Funny stuff. I wonder if it has any practical uses?

I'm sat here ready to go to work having had 'man-flu' for a couple of days and there just seems to be copious amounts of it.

Throat, nose. Cough, splutter. Wish I had an old style stove to gob it on and watch it sizzle.

Is there any Plan B? Vats of phelgm collected for sticking up wallpaper. Summer Green, Tree Green, Phlegm Green paint at B&Q?

Stop whining like a ******* girl, you bed-wetter!

 

[MarillionFan]

Stop whining like a ******* girl, you bed-wetter!

PM me your address. I'll send a box up.

 

[gingerjedi]

Funny stuff. I wonder if it has any practical uses?

A durable anti-fogging agent for a diving mask with a green tint for those bright sunny days.

 

[EternalOptimist]

A durable anti-fogging agent for a diving mask with a green tint for those bright sunny days.

more like a Lubricunt, if you ask my opinion

 

[gingerjedi]

Sorry, too lewd.

I'll change mine if you change yours.

 

[gingerjedi]

more like a Lubricunt, if you ask my opinion

And you made me feel bad.

 

[EternalOptimist]

And you made me feel bad.

dont feel bad. let me remind of my poem, what i invented last time the subject came up

if you have a honey
and her m**ge is runny
dont think its yummy
cos its not