Lost Baggage

[Fishface]

baggage is never lost - it is 'delayed'

BA says 7 days before they will compensate and you have to produce reipts for the lost items with a cap of £150 quid !!

they are a bunch of sleeves of wizards.

On a plane to Beijing they did not load 200 peoples luggage at 'eathrow and took off (200 * 20 kilos = 4000 kilos) lighter with a big space in the undercarriage - how did no one know???

cost too much to loose their 'slot' - because of idle baggage baboons ?

a more valuable cargo?

baggage arrived 3 days later soaking wet through - it had been in the pissing rain in Heathrow all the time.

funnily enough everybody blamed the chinese! BA would'nt do such a thing blah blah blah

 

[Marina]

Could be handy when we start getting charged for our non-recyclable waste. Stick it in a suitcase and leave it at the airport. Then wait for sum mug to buy it.

Now that's what I call lateral thinking.

But what if the airline _doesn't_ lose it. You'll end up on holiday arriving at the hotel with nothing but a load of stinky old bottles, potato pealings, and empty baked bean cans.

 

[NickFitz]

Now that's what I call lateral thinking.

But what if the airline _doesn't_ lose it. You'll end up on holiday arriving at the hotel with nothing but a load of stinky old bottles, potato pealings, and empty baked bean cans.

Aren't you meant to take those on holiday then?

 

[OwlHoot]

Aren't you meant to take those on holiday then?

Only if you're taking the caravan

 

[Spacecadet]

suitcase was waiting for me at the hotel

minus a ******* wheel