I'm depressed

[MarillionFan]

Sounds like a right load of old bollocks.

Probably, but as I've decided I want to implement as part of new job I need to find someone experienced in it. Pity there wasn't anyone on here.

 

[suityou01]

Probably, but as I've decided I want to implement as part of new job I need to find someone experienced in it. Pity there wasn't anyone on here.

 

[Mich the Tester]

Probably, but as I've decided I want to implement as part of new job I need to find someone experienced in it. Pity there wasn't anyone on here.

Wikipedia says

'A business process comprises a "series or network of value-added activities, performed by their relevant roles or collaborators, to purposefully achieve the common business goal."[4] These processes are critical to any organization,[citation needed] as they can generate revenue and often represent a significant proportion of costs. As a managerial approach, BPM sees processes as strategic assets of an organization that must be understood, managed, and improved to deliver value-added products and services to clients. This foundation closely resembles other Total Quality Management or Continuous Improvement Process methodologies or approaches. BPM goes a step further by stating that this approach can be supported, or enabled, through technology to ensure the viability of the managerial approach in times of stress and change. In fact, BPM offers an approach to integrate an organizational "change capability" that is both human and technological. As such, many BPM articles and pundits often discuss BPM from one of two viewpoints: people and/or technology.

BPM or Business Process Management is often referred to[by whom?] as 'Management by Business Processes'. The term "business" can be confusing as it is often linked with a hierarchical view (by function) of a company. It is therefore preferable to define BPM as "corporate management through processes". By adding BPM the second meaning of 'Business Performance Management' used by Pr Scheer [5] in his article "Advanced BPM Assessment",[6] BPM can therefore be defined as "company performance management through processes". And it's this resolutely performance-oriented definition which is chosen[by whom?] here. Dominique Thiault, in Managing Performance Through Business Processes[7] defines BPM as a management-through-processes method which helps to bla bla bla bla bla bla managerspeak bla bla'

Sorry, lost interest half way through the first sentence. People write this tulipe. What a waste of life.

 

[MarillionFan]

And that Suityou is why you will always be weaker than me.

 

[suityou01]

And that Suityou is why you will always be weaker than me.

Give us a call when you feck it up so I can come and laugh.

 

[MarillionFan]

Give us a call when you feck it up so I can come and laugh.

I'm looking for an expert who can see a project through from start to finish. The finish part is important though, so if you hear of anyone PM me.

 

[suityou01]

I'm looking for an expert who can see a project through from start to finish. The finish part is important though, so if you hear of anyone PM me.

Oooh, ahh, I'm wounded.

Knobhead.

 

[MarillionFan]

Oooh, ahh, I'm wounded.

Knobhead.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle oh!

 

[BPMGuru]

Probably, but as I've decided I want to implement as part of new job I need to find someone experienced in it. Pity there wasn't anyone on here.

You called ?

 

[MarillionFan]

You called ?

Oh Suity.