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sgrollitt
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Have you heard of the Russian soft drinks delivery man?
His name is I. Dropalotapopov.
After her husband dies a woman rings her local paper to place a 'Deaths' notice. Hard up, she asks to put just 'Fred dead'.
"There's a minimum of five words" says the sales girl.
The woman thinks for a bit and says, "Make it, 'Fred dead, Escort for sale'."
Which famous French prophet could smell the future?
Nostrildamus.
His name is I. Dropalotapopov.
After her husband dies a woman rings her local paper to place a 'Deaths' notice. Hard up, she asks to put just 'Fred dead'.
"There's a minimum of five words" says the sales girl.
The woman thinks for a bit and says, "Make it, 'Fred dead, Escort for sale'."
Which famous French prophet could smell the future?
Nostrildamus.
