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Friday Silliness

Well, if Joan Crawford and Bette Davis had used MSN to communicate between floors in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, it would have been pants.

bringn u rat on pl8

tl
 
Well it made me laugh..

My boss emails me asking for strong tea but due to a typo asks for string tea…..the temptation was too strong I rooted in the handbag for a sanitary item & hey presto one string tea.

That will teach him :devil

I remember a viz cartoon about a female vampire making a cup of blood tea for herself with a used one! :sick
 
I remember a viz cartoon about a female vampire making a cup of blood tea for herself with a used one! :sick

There was a young vampire called Mabel
Who's periods were incredibly stable
Each month at full moon
She'd reach down with a spoon
And drink herself under the table
 
Mmmmmm. Sounds like my sorta tea. Oh handbag, you mean it was unused? Darn.

Me and missus have offices. We use walkie talkies.
 

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