Dogging advice ....

[MarillionFan]

There was an old man on a boat
Who fell deeply in love with a goat.
He lured her to bed,
Sawed off her head
And f**ked her all night down the throat.

There was a transsexual from Khartoum
Who brought a transvestite to his room
But when they got there
It wasn't quite clear
Who was to do what, and to whom.

 

[northernladyuk]

There was a transsexual from Khartoum
Who brought a transvestite to his room
But when they got there
It wasn't quite clear
Who was to do what, and to whom.

There was an old abbess of Bicester
Who strapped a courgette to a sister
Who buggered a brother
While felching the mother
And getting the Good Lord to fist 'er.

 

[Cliphead]

There was a young vampire called Mabel
Who's period was incredibly stable
Each month at full moon
She'd reach down with a spoon
And drink herself under the table

 

[wim121]

It turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.

Hehehehehe very funny.

One thing many people don't know is I love peanuts. I have a snoopy home-phone and even a full body snoopy costume.