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Does being born......

Numptycorner said:
I thought you were being investigated


I am! And I'm still sticking by the "there's no point worrying" rule!

They've been investigating me for about a year now and all I've heard off them in that time is: -

1) Sorry you haven't heard from us for a while - the man investigating you has gone on long term sick.

and

2) Do you agree that all of your expenses in Manchester shouldn't be claimed as this was a permanent job? to which I said "no."

If they decide they're going to shaft me, they will. Nothing I can do about it. And there's absolutely no point worrying about it if you're not being investigated!!! Craziness.

Try and do things right, but always remember, you're in the big boys league now - if you're that scared of the tax man, close up shop and go back to being a permie.

At least, thats my two pennith.
 
SallyAnne said:
I am! And I'm still sticking by the "there's no point worrying" rule!

They've been investigating me for about a year now and all I've heard off them in that time is: -

1) Sorry you haven't heard from us for a while - the man investigating you has gone on long term sick.

and

2) Do you agree that all of your expenses in Manchester shouldn't be claimed as this was a permanent job? to which I said "no."

If they decide they're going to shaft me, they will. Nothing I can do about it. And there's absolutely no point worrying about it if you're not being investigated!!! Craziness.

Try and do things right, but always remember, you're in the big boys league now - if you're that scared of the tax man, close up shop and go back to being a permie.

At least, thats my two pennith.

well said S-A. I for one will come and visit you when you've been sent down...

:cool2:
 
SallyAnne said:
Ah thanks mate :D

And I for one look forward to playing pool with you during the communal break times!

(yes I know we're different sexes, but won't we get sent to a cushy 'low security' prison) :cool2:
 
Burdock said:
And I for one look forward to playing pool with you during the communal break times!

(yes I know we're different sexes, but won't we get sent to a cushy 'low security' prison) :cool2:


Absolutely - it'll be a nice little break :D
 
Denny said:
put you inside IR35?

:confused:

Now my advice for those who Die
Declare the Pennys on your Eyes

If you drive a car - I'll tax your seat
If you take a walk - I will tax your feet

Should 5 per cent appear to small
Be thankful that I dont take it all

Cos Im the TAXMAN -
Yeah Im the Taxman

And you're working for no-one but Me ...
 
Burdock said:
And I for one look forward to playing pool with you during the communal break times!

(yes I know we're different sexes, but won't we get sent to a cushy 'low security' prison) :cool2:

As long as you don't get more than 24months you can claim travel - not that you'll be doing much :rolleyes:
 

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