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Got a date tonight with one nice woman - she is married but she says she will sort out this problem soon and get rich in process. Should I cancel the date or go ahead?

As a man, why you're even asking this quesiton in the first place astounds me. :smokin
 
Ok, here is the answer explained in detail for the dense Scots twats amongst the audience.

Firstly, a thread was started explaining that a certain persons wife had requested that a Life Inurance policy be taken out on said persons life. This policy to pay a large lump sum on the eventual death of the insured.

Certain comments were made about being careful and that said wife would probably end up bumping off said insured.

Secondly, we have AtW starting this thread. Very clever I think too. Obviously too clever for the left footed scots amongst us.

You seem to have spent an inordinate amount of time piecing all this together churchill. Most people don't award the likes of alexei and his random threads more than a passing browse. In short, you are an even sadder big prat than I had given you credit for. Well done!! :yay::yay::yay:
 
Ok, here is the answer explained in detail for the dense Scots twats amongst the audience.

Firstly, a thread was started explaining that a certain persons wife had requested that a Life Inurance policy be taken out on said persons life. This policy to pay a large lump sum on the eventual death of the insured.

Certain comments were made about being careful and that said wife would probably end up bumping off said insured.

Secondly, we have AtW starting this thread. Very clever I think too. Obviously too clever for the left footed scots amongst us.

You really were abused as a child weren't you? Pompous bigoted tit.
 

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