Chocolate Perv

[portseven]

Just been speaking to our loss prevention team, there are some strange people out there.

They are investigating an incident where they caught a bloke on CCTV who would go into the stock room, stuff himself with chocolate (nicked from the stockroom) and then proceed to 'pleasure' himself.

There's nowt as queer as folk!

 

[gingerjedi]

I once worked in factory many years ago where there was a rather cute girl working in the drawing library, she would complain that over night her stuff was getting moved about and lewd notes were being left in her drawers (no pun) and got so freaked out about it the company hired detectives to set a trap, they set up a hidden camera in the office and waited. It turned out that one of the supervisors on the night shift was letting himself in and was rubbing himself on her phone and in her coffee cup

Needless to say he was invited to sit and watch the tape and was promptly escorted off site…puts a whole new meaning to the word dictaphone!

 

[Burdock]

Did she finish her coffee?

 

[hyperD]

Bet she didn't go for irish coffee after that.