Cat Plan 2011-2016

[Moscow Mule]

FFS you animal rights people are ******* annoying.

Neutering animals whether they are human, cats or dogs does them no harm.

I does tend to reduce their ability to reproduce though, so if you're doing it to a human, I'd prefer you to ask first (if that's ok?).

 

[hyperD]

Open up a few Korean restaurants nearby - problem solved.

hyperD in "Cat's are best served in a chilli sauce" mode

 

[xoggoth]

That's a good idea. Maybe they could eat the pope as well.

 

[hyperD]

I'm feeling quite hungry after reading this recipe:

Cat Recipes

Cat Braisé - Dredge the cat pieces in seasoned flour, shaking off excess. Brown over medium heat, turning regularly, until golden on all sides. Remove cat pieces to a plate and dump any oil remaining in the pan. Add 1 T of the remaining oil and the bacon dice. (Omit bacon if you only have access to the thin-sliced vacuum packed supermarket variety.) Sauté until cooked but not "crisp".

Mmmm.... now I'd better keep an eye out for the neighbour's cat - it's a fat, juicy bastard fit for the frying pan.

UPDATE: Found a better recipe. Beer roasted cat - surely a freelancer's meal of champions?

 

[HairyArsedBloke]

Totally ghastly creatures.

This may help.

 

[markinbrussels]

Belgium plans to neuter most cats as feline population explodes | World news | The Guardian

Cats are not the only population exploding in Belgium.

 

[OwlHoot]

FFS you animal rights people are ******* annoying.

Neutering animals whether they are human, cats or dogs does them no harm.

Crikey! Mods, can you consider changing SueEllen's tag line from "SueEllen is mostly harmless" to "SueEllen is a ball buster"?

 

[Zippy]

Crikey! Mods, can you consider changing SueEllen's tag line from "SueEllen is mostly harmless" to "SueEllen is a ball buster"?

I suspect you need 1000 rep points for said coveted title.

 

[EternalOptimist]

Actually, sue ellen has a point, loads of people volunteer to get 'done'.

The only harm I ever heard of was to my mates street cred. He had the snip and came into the pub walking like john Wayne.
He could barely sit stand or anything. We laughed and laughed. Then he explained that one of his balls had swollen up to the size of an ostrich egg and turned purple. We eventually cajoled him into showing us, and when we saw the state of his swollen purple/yellow plum we laughed so hard we cried real tears. He got miffed and said
'youse bastids, I'm not going to show you the big one now'