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Bonjour

Do you not fancy a job with Thales?

Actually with myself, as part of Team Threaded, but working mostly on your own as an 'implant' on site. :p

I am much too busy with other things.
 
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Do you like to work in Cannes during 8 months for the team Threaded? I am in search of a hot body to work on a contract which will start next year. Can you program in Popular dance, C / C, mySQL and work in the French language? Do you know protocols of the space? Can you write material in norm thousand standard? So yes, please write me a message in the real world with details of contact

So, requirements are that a hot body is needed and knows popular dance ?

Nice idea on posting the job advert in French by the way.

It targets the correct group in a novel way, and yet at the same time shows how clever and sophisticated you are as well.

Sometimes it must feel that CUK are not worthy of you, dear Mr T.
 
Java is French for popular dance?!?!

Does it involve lots of strutting? Do they teach it in a class?
 
Je peux faire tout les codes. Beaucoup peu cher, beaucoup rapidité.
 
It targets the correct group in a novel way, and yet at the same time shows how clever and sophisticated you are as well.

Sometimes it must feel that CUK are not worthy of you, dear Mr T.

I must admit I find that IR35 was the best thing that ever happened to me. Instead of working for insanely jealous types who wouldn't know quality if it jumped up and slapped them with a wet fish, I get proper fêted.

More work than I can shake a stick at, don't even need to go looking as people phone up practically begging me to work for them.

And the work it top hole! This one too, will look real good on the CV for whoever gets it. It's not 'geo return', it's proper work.

Anyways, I forgot to mention I've already got somewhere real nice to stay for the person who wins this contract, so it comes with free accommodation + beer allowance, although if you wish to pay to rough it somewhere else, that can also be entertained.
 

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