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Bog advice....

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careful if you sot down for too long...the lights in the bog here are on a motion sensor...many is the time i've been left in the dark whilst.........nah you don't need to hear that :puke:
 
Always hover unless it is your own toilet.

I always have a problem with modern toilets, the U-bends are so small that they can't cope with my enormous dumps.
 
Do I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?

Time to dig out his onesie, nappies and dummy. I feel another little 'training session' coming on.
 
Will he get a prize "finish"

If he gets it in we've adapted the sticker reward system to work with nipple clamps.

If he misses, I rub his nose in it. I think he does miss on purpose sometimes, the little tyke.
 

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