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I have had an epiphany!

Having been stuck with my own tulipty company in a tulip hotel in downtown tulipville, tulipville California with my friend Johnny Walker for tulipty company that everyone around me is a ****.

My friends from University are *****. My work colleagues are *****. The people in the room next door with the TV watching 'Storage Wars loudly' are *****. The stewardesses on the planes are *****. My boss is a ****, his boss is a ****, the shareholders are *****. You for reading this are
***** and all the mods are ***** and admin is a **** for being a ****. In fact, at this moment the only person who is not a **** is Johnny Walker, who by default is my best mate. He's still a **** though as he's almost gone. Russell Crowe is a ****, Milliband is a ****, Mother Theresa was a ****. In fact, the world is governed by ***** for selfish ***** who are too ******* lazy to manage their own ***** selfs.

You're all a bunch of *****!!!
 
I have had an epiphany!

Having been stuck with my own tulipty company in a tulip hotel in downtown tulipville, tulipville California with my friend Johnny Walker for tulipty company that everyone around me is a ****.

My friends from University are *****. My work colleagues are *****. The people in the room next door with the TV watching 'Storage Wars loudly' are *****. The stewardesses on the planes are *****. My boss is a ****, his boss is a ****, the shareholders are *****. You for reading this are
***** and all the mods are ***** and admin is a **** for being a ****. In fact, at this moment the only person who is not a **** is Johnny Walker, who by default is my best mate. He's still a **** though as he's almost gone. Russell Crowe is a ****, Milliband is a ****, Mother Theresa was a ****. In fact, the world is governed by ***** for selfish ***** who are too ******* lazy to manage their own ***** selfs.

You're all a bunch of *****!!!

It's these moments of clarity that make life worth living. :cheers:
 
So everyone is a ******? Very few are ******s. What do all these people have in common?

PS sasguru is not in your post and he is a ******
 
The troubles on this thread will be cured by a good sleep and lots of water.

As for the other troubles, only a team of shrinks will stand a chance.
Flippin' heck!! Brillopad: the voice of sanity and compassion - whooda thought?!
 

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