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NotAllThere

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Wifey sent me a text message saying that her employer has no idea, and thinks wifey will be working tomorrow afternoon.

I texted back, saying - no, you'll be having sex with me.

Then I texted - kids have eaten all the chicken wings you cooked for dinner, but I have to admit I've had three.

She texted me- right, no dinner for you. Straight to bed when I get home.

I do love that woman (20 years and getting better).
 
Sorry mate but sounds like someone else is having sex with your wife tomorrow. Get over it. Happens in all marriages.
 

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