Just suppose..

[Moscow Mule]

They're not allowed on *some* MoD sites.

So check it in at the gate, and go and read your messages on your way to avail yourself of the subsidised canteen...

 

[TheBigYinJames]

So check it in at the gate, and go and read your messages on your way to avail yourself of the subsidised canteen...

On that topic, I've found MoD subbed canteens have some weird ideas about cuisine..... the last one I was at was very fond of such things as chicken and coleslaw sandwiches.

 

[Moscow Mule]

chicken and coleslaw sandwiches.

Unbeatable combination...