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  1. suityou01

    World war 3 now imminent

    Just checking if anyone was still in any doubt. https://www.kyivpost.com/content/ukraine-abroad/financial-times-there-is-a-war-coming-in-europe-358345.html Europe's Nightmare Coming True: America vs. Russia...Again | The National Interest I've been predicting this for a while. :rolleyes: We...
  2. S

    Are we good enough to win the football world cup?

    It looks to me Brazil/Germany will win the world cup. Anyone interested in sports here.
  3. S

    Goodbye - it's been (mainly) fun ...

    ... but I think I've outgrown CUK. Now I just need a door to hit my backside on the way out.....
  4. D

    Johnny Wilkinson

    Is Johnny the greatest English Rugby player of all time?
  5. suityou01

    Feel like utter crap this morning

    Burny eyes. Lethargic. Streaming eyes. I don't normally get hayfever this bad. Then I see this : BBC News - Air pollution: High levels 'to spread across England' Could be worse, I could be sitting in Chile waiting for a Tsunami I suppose :rolleyes:
  6. MarillionFan

    Hot!

    It's too damn hot. Clear blue sky, desert sun beating down high above. I'm sweating like Suity blindfolded and tied to a chair in a pie shop. I saw a little fella in orange burst into flames earlier. It's that hot. If you thought of your ring piece after a Phal, a quart of extra hot chilies and...
  7. MarillionFan

    #IfIWasWhite vs #IfIwasBlack

    Is the trending on Twitter right now and is the big topic for this week (as all in the know Cukkers are aware). This debate just happened at the bar in the hotel I'm staying. A rather rambunctious individual at the bar sought my interaction. Having spotted him earlier trying to press on a...
  8. MarillionFan

    Phoenix, Arizona. What to do?

    Southwest rides record heat wave | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram Oh, I've picked this one right! :yay: UK Flooded. :eek: California. Wet. :emb New York. Covered in Snow. :confused: Phoenix Arizona is having a heat wave, and that's where I am tomorrow with the family...
  9. scooterscot

    Norway 0 Scotland 1

    England 0 - Germany 1 I haven't felt this good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!
  10. MarillionFan

    Surprise 'Go-Live' cake shenanigans

    Present company has a habit of celebrating client 'go-lives' with a cake. They have special custom cakes made for each client based on their logo, project or what the company does. My internal poison chalice project I've been working on for a year goes live on Saturday night & I & my team are...
  11. Churchill

    Just built STELLA on my BeagleBone Black and now

    I'm playing...
  12. scooterscot

    One week of iphone 5s ownership later

    What I like: The speed. Using an iPhone 4 before. My goodness this thing is snappy. The camera rapid fire option. Press & hold and take several photos a second. Really good for capturing that instant when the bambino smiles. Voice texting. The new processor has obviously opened up voice...
  13. scooterscot

    Warning - **SASguru narcissistic like moment** - look what I've bought

    I rushed down to Marienplatz when I heard a new delivery was just in. So I stood here for 30 minutes Handed over 9 of these and they gave me one of these in exchange :banana:
  14. scooterscot

    Absolute scorcher of a day

    Stepped out of doors in me jeans & jacket, did I not feel toasty. Had to do an about face back in doors for the shorts & sandals.
  15. AtW

    Man U

    :eek
  16. zoco

    Day 8 - visions of a totalitarian future

    NI've managed to commit 2 h&s / security violations in one day. 1) left my jacket on the back of my chair. A permie (and I could see him thinking what he was going to say as he strolled towards me with his chest puffed out) told me I had to move it as I was jeopardising the safety of others...
  17. zoco

    Ive heard it all now

    (Or Day 7) Got a rather paltry scrap of work to do - messing around with some CSS. Now, this is mobile content and the (bob) architect (!) has asked me to just change the layout from the corresponding existing desktop page. Same images, everything. No plan to serve different images that are...
  18. zoco

    Day 6

    I've got a login :banana: So I guess there won't be a day 7 post. Sorry Doogie
  19. P

    JSA claim - hmm bit different this time

    Bit more hassle than normal. This time the woman in the job centre insisted I had to select 2 more occupations rather than just IT. So I picked astronaut and taxidermist - she wasn't impressed. Also, apparently I've got to register for direct.gov job search or whatever. Did try to explain what...
  20. zoco

    Day 5: Zoco speaks his mind

    So, day 5. Same old, same old and no login. They were, however, very insistent that I attended a meeting. So, I joined the rest of the team in a large room upon one of whose walls was a large notice board with the caption "Our Community" running across the top of it. Upon the board were...

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