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Recent content by Zippy
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test please delete
We have a lot of bin problems - mainly people sneaking in after midnight and dumping stuff in them. There's rarely any room in the recycling bin though :emb- Zippy
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- Forum: Light Relief
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Computer Futures
Positive in that, shortly after putting the phone down, I had a bloody good laugh. If you do engage with them make sure the salesman ...err... consultant holds a current rod licence from the Environment Agency. They'll want a much higher level of disclosure from you.- Zippy
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- Forum: Business / Contracts
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Pacman for google maps
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Plane crash in Alps
Yes, this is true. There are a number of theories floating around with (widely varying) degrees of plausibility. I truly feel sorry for his parents. And ,of course, we only have the word of the French investigators and Lufthansa to go on. All I'm saying is that deliberate crashing of the plane... -
Plane crash in Alps
This is so awful, but it doesn't really make sense. If he wanted to kill himself why not just jump off a cliff or crash his car? Maybe he didn't do that because he didn't want to be remembered as a failure, when he apparently had everything going for him. So, he decides to stage a crash... -
Never took a sick day in 42 years.
Hey, hey, HEY!. Let's be careful out there. -
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You're welcome and have a lovely holiday. <<paarrrrppp>> -
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“DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death.
It's better than it sounds. He had a lovely way with language. He got it wrong a few times but was also great at poking fun at stereotypes. Does anyone remember the burning wheel rolling out of the (horse-drawn) coach crash? -
“DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death.
Bugger, shit and f**etty f**k. They won't be dancing in the streets of Ankh Morpork tonight. And neither will I :( I hope the Patrician gives him a good send off. -
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clarkson suspended by BBC
Yes, I agree, it is the most logical explanation (unless JC really is a :cretin: which is unlikely). As a wise man once said - follow the money. Agree with NF in that contractors can't be sacked, they are just Not Renewed. Was sniggering thinking of some of the advice regularly given on here...
