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Recent content by Ticktock
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Marched off site.....
So I'm guessing he didn't have Access anymore either? -
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Good time to buy a diesel car?
If find that if you use PCP you don't really care. You can just run wherever you need to go and you don't even care. -
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Facebook Down!
I just checked my suggestions. Got a fair number from people at ClientCo. I've been here a month and not posted anything about it online, not mentioned the client name, not added anyone, hardly even been on Facebook at all. The two possibilities I can think of are the fact that I've logged in... -
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Robin Hood tax
Or that it's so rude as to talk with its mouth full. -
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Tory welfare cuts will destroy benefit of new living wage, research shows
The basic argument is whether the government should be topping up the wages of low paid workers so that companies don't have to and can make larger profits. Surely the only fair way to fund higher benefits for low paid workers is via higher corporation tax. I'm sure everyone here would be... -
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Laser Eyes
Yes, I had some lasers put in. I find it easier to reheat frozen food by staring at it than using a microwave. I'm thinking of getting some adamantium claws next to save on knives. -
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This weekend I will mostly be......................
More like "get away from my pig, she's mine I tell ya". -
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Favourite onion based snacks
Ah, I was going to suggest North by Northwest. I love gherkins too, especially good dill pickles. Much prefer them to pickled onions. -
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Favourite onion based snacks
Get some culture will you? A Gibson is what sophisticated, civilised gents like wot I is enjoy. It's a drink originally produced to be an improvement on the Dry Martini. A cocktail onion replaces the disgusting, slimy olive that normally ruins a good drink. -
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Favourite onion based snacks
A Gibson. OK, onion may not be the main point, and it's debateable if it's a snack, but sod you all. -
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An end to poverty?
Are you sure we can achieve those things? Maybe if we all just try really hard. I'll work on war. DA, can you try to cause some poverty please? If you do so by burning piles of cash it might help with the climate destruction too. -
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Have we done The Khyber Pass?
Pissing in the soup only gets you marked down to a three? I might have to start using the website more and make sure I stick to fours or fives - I guess that means the worst you'll get is a little spittle, or perhaps a plaster that's come off someone's finger. -
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Just waiting for the chorus of Oinking noises
Childish? Us? They started it, so shut it, poopy-pants.
