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Please put more jokes here
One bad habit the Americans seem to have picked up from us Brits is that of running their prisons like holiday camps. I was reading that the inmates in Guantanamo Bay have access to all the bacon sandwiches they can eat and booze they can drink. Hell, some of them even get taken out for the...- Pig
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- Forum: Light Relief
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Please put more jokes here
Coke dealers. Always sticking their business in other people's noses. Doctors believe Michael Jackson's heart attack was a herditary problem. They think it is a result of a defective Billy gene. Roger Federer has vowed to claim Wimbledon as his own… …The wombles have taken this as a sign of...- Pig
- Post #2,210
- Forum: Light Relief
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A little boy came home from school and said, "Dad, is God a man or a woman?" "He is both son.....male and female," he replied. "Is he black or white?" he asked. "Again, he is both black and white," the father replied. "Well, is he gay or straight then?" asked the kid. "Again, God is both gay and...- Pig
- Post #2,209
- Forum: Light Relief
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Where were you the moment that you heard Michael Jackson was dead?
What with Lewis Hamilton winning the F1 world championship, Barack Obama being president of the USA, Will Smith being the world's highest paid actor and Tiger Woods being the world's best golfer, it has never been cooler to be black. Poor old Michael Jackson must be kicking himself. -
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Termination of Contract - help wanted
Can anyone out there advise me on what course of action to take on termination of my contract. I was offered a position for 6 months and accepted it but after 3weeks they have terminated the contract with no real plausible reason. When I started I had a particular purpose and then that all...- Pig
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Agency that pays late
Late Payments Late Payments Don't you have a payment clause in your terms and condition? Always insist payments terms are included in any contract. If they dont want that then refuse the contract plenty more out there and majority expect the payment terms to be included. Try speaking to who... -
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Posh and Becks
:freaky: :freaky: hope the yanks are lucky!!! By the way know a good doctor you want his number???? Deals in mental problems!!!!!!!!!! -
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Posh and Becks
ummmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmm Let me think about this.................... err NO don't give a F**K!!!! -
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Stag weekend in Southampton
If you go in just head for town centre lots of watering holes but you make ur mind up when you get in them!!! Some of outskirting areas are scary so I would avoid. Not a lot in New Forest really just a few village pubs, if your lucky!!! Personally would go to Bucharest lots of fun to be had!!! -
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Stag weekend in Southampton
weekend in Southampton weekend in Southampton Yeah, go some were else like the pride of the south Portsmouth !!!!! Even Bournemouth is better then s*********n!!!! :moon: :banana: :banana: :banana: Play up Pompey !!!!!!!! :music: -
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Trojan
Trojan Paddy, Have tried to system restore but unsure when it downloaded will be restoring again going back 2 months. But unsure whether I will still have the problem after this. Symptoms are machine slowing down and appears to crash when virus checkers locate it. According to checkers it is... -
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So... how long did it take for...
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The most addictive thing...ever!
http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html Slightly different but addictive. It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes.- Pig
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