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Recent content by Phoenix
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monitoring chatroom / PC usage s/w
Don':wave:t give then the PC's in the first place? -
Valentine's poetry
And what does a "Scally" like that use as protection? ....A Bus Stop- Phoenix
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- Forum: Light Relief
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@nal sex
And the moral of the story? Read the small print or you could find yourself getting Fu*ked! :D- Phoenix
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- Forum: Light Relief
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Tape Not Shown....
Coroner said "evidence that I consider crucial to this inquest" IF ITS CRUCIAL>>>SHOW IT! FFS -
Private Healthcare.
For a small fee. I will staple your lips together....that will stop you eating...and no need for healthcare! :music: -
Stomach Stapling!
If you staple your stomach..it just saves a job.....eating! -
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Stomach Stapling!
You need something to fill your mouth to stop you eating? :@) And a form of exercise to lose wieght???? Whatever you do just don't do it in the kitchen and you should be fine -
Prawn in Masturbation Shocker
Lucy TBH....if I found you drapped over my sofa like that.....so would I! :banana: -
A Welcome back to the flaiming bird
I'm rejoining in secret....they are pretty hot on non work Web sites here you know. :cool3: -
guitar lessons
NEVER! Get your Acoustic and your Twelve Bore mixed up :cool2:
